Archive for November, 2008
I Got The Hots for Miss Rio!
How many of you have had a teacher like Daylene Rio, a stacked hottie flaunting her big tits and sexy ass? Not too many of us. Your editors were usually stuck with old bags. This is another indictment of the sub-standard educational system in America that has existed for so many years. Our sex-ed teacher was a male gym teacher and a real jack-off. What we, with the assistance of Daylene, are trying to do in this SCORE video is show you how it should be done. Ms. Rio’s lesson plan for today is to demonstrate the proper technique for a hand job with the aid of a dummy. Unfortunately, two miscreants in Daylene’s class are disruptive and unappreciative of her efforts. Ms. Rio promptly banishes these troublemakers to the office. That leaves her with only one student. This well-mannered student will be the lucky recipient of a one-on-one tutoring session with shapely Daylene. She first gives him an oral exam. It’s one of the stiffest tests she’s ever created. Daylene then teaches him the proper form for intra-mammary intercourse, which the average person knows as titty-fucking. Daylene removes her panties, top and bra for the next lesson in coital fornication, right there on her desk. Most students are lucky to get a gold star next to their name. This dude gets a quality education with Daylene’s mouth, pussy and tits as her training tools. He can imagine what Ms. Rio’s after-school special must be like. Running Time: 20:53
Born To Be A Cum-Eating Whore
“Apparently, SCORE thinks I make a good hooker,” Sara Jay blogs on her website, Sarajay.com. Who? Us? Sara’s kidding. We thought no such thing. “I love them!” she says. “I did a hot hooker scene with Colton Jag. He picked me up on the street where I was doing my best streetwalker impression, and then he took me back to his garage where he fucked me like I was worth a million dollars! It was hot and very dirty! He was awesome. I was very happy to have him fill up my cunt. I discovered that there was so much good dick in Florida, no wonder it is shaped like a penis!” If Sara’s going to be role-playing, there’s nothing she could do better than play the cock-slurping whore. This is a cum-guzzling, saliva-dripping part she was born to play. To which we say, encore! We love her antics, too. No one we know revels in servicing hard cocks like Sara Jay. She delights and leers into the camera as a payload of goo spurts out and heads to spatter her tits and face. Her entire existence is devoted to the raunchiest possible sexual adventures…with one exception.
Alexis Silver Interview
Once again, an interview in which it doesn’t sound like the model is reading from a script. Just Alexis Silver being honest. She sounds like a good woman who happens to do porn. Lillian Faye doesn’t have the biggest tits, but they look great. It’s not always who has the biggest tits but how they look on a model’s body. -B.P.
Did My Ass Make The Cut?
When you are an ass man and you see an ass like Luscious Louis’ just walking down the street, chances are you might lose your mind just a little. Hey, we aren’t blaming you. We got lost in all that wiggle and jiggle, too. Luckily for this dude, Luscious is very accommodating. You see, all he has to do is hold up a video camera after he smacks her ass and she goes from being angry to being interested. Why? Because she wants to be in a video, that’s why. So when he takes her back to the hotel for a little shakin’ and a little suckin’, she is all for it. In fact, she breaks him off such a serious piece of ass that he blows his load like a virgin on prom night. But, we said it once, and now we will repeat it: We aren’t blaming him. We’d get lost in all that wiggle and jiggle, too.
My Faye Lady
Lillian Faye has the kind of look and style that says girl-next-door. “I don’t live the fast life,” says Lillian, who is not out to be Paris Hilton’s BFF or even look remotely like the bling-bling clones of Paris. “I don’t play sports but I sometimes pretend to like football to be around the guys. I enjoy going for long walks with my dog, hiking, watching my favorite TV shows, rollerblading and spending time at the beach.” Lillian became a big girl at 19, with her first cock. “It was a few days before my 19th birthday. I was with an older, more experienced man. I was very nervous but he knew all the right moves. Immediately after, I said to him, ‘Let’s do it again!’” Lillian’s build and breasts remind us of a certain type of SCORE model. Previous examples would be Daizie Kellogg, Mariana, Clare, Renee, Lily Valentine, Harley and Dawn, the Canadian who often wore eyeglasses in her photos. “I like to wear cute, little skirts and low-cut tops. When I go out, I like all eyes to be on me,” Lillian says upfront. With her clothes off, you’ll find her natural tits impressive and if you’re a pussy-man, you’ll like her meaty and thick snatch-lips. “On the outside, I may look passive,” warns Lillian, “but when I want sex, I love to tease until the guy can’t take it and makes his move on me. I need sex at least five times a week and lots of foreplay, especially nipple sucking and licking and boob squeezing.” So, now you know.
Clean N’ Shaved
Navaeh, who’s 21 and from Miami, Florida, does a lot of complaining at the start of this video. First, she’s upset that her dress doesn’t fit (we think it fits fine). Then she steps into the bath and the water’s too cold (hey, deal with it, babe). The bottom line, though, is that we get to watch her get naked, then we get to watch her get wet, so we’re not complaining. We’re not gonna bullshit you, by the way: Navaeh is an exotic dancer, and we don’t mean belly dancer. We mean tits, ass and pussy on display, on stage, every night of the week (every night she works, that is) while guys try to control their hard-ons and stuff dollars in her garter. Hey, Navaeh, what goes on in the champagne room? She’s not saying.
Alexis Interview
Alexis Silver made her SCORE debut in the April ‘05 issue, and our impression of her was immediate: “She’s not the bustiest babe we’ve ever featured, but she’s definitely one of the sexiest.” Our first impression of Alexis was quickly confirmed as she skyrocketed to stardom and became a big-time porn star. And those firm, fleshy E-cup naturals were part of the reason for her success.
More than three years later, Alexis remains one of the sexiest babes we’ve ever featured in SCORE. And now, she also has the kind of rack that makes SCORE Men stand up and say, “She’s stacked. She’s a SCORE Girl.”
That’s right, Alexis has added two full cups of God-given boob flesh to her already fuckable chest, making her one of the bustiest all-natural porn stars ever. One of the most enthusiastic, too. Read on. This girl loves her work and is eager to talk about it.
Bustier Than Ever
Alexis Silver remembered how SCORE found her in the UK, in this month’s interview. “Well, it was about five years ago, I think, so I would’ve been 23. I was lap dancing at the time, and the guys were like, ‘Oh, you should do Page 3,’ which in the UK is the tabloid newspapers, and on the third page they have pictures of topless girls. So I contacted a studio in Leeds and said, ‘I want to do some glamour modeling.’ As it turned out, I never actually did any Page 3 work but I did a lot of amateur stuff and then The SCORE Group in England booked me for a shoot.” Alexis didn’t enjoy the daily grind of dancing. “I didn’t really like lap dancing, talking to guys when they’re drunk, and because they have the option to pay you, they can be really rude and say things like, ‘You’re fat, you’re ugly, your tits are saggy,’ all that kind of stuff, and I decided I didn’t want to lap dance anymore.” She’s never looked back. Except in this interview.
Slammed in the Subway
Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let’s face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit experience better, what if we suggested that you get to bone a busty, anal-loving whore the minute you got off the subway? What if you could get off, and then, get off in a tight asshole right after? Sounds plenty good, huh? Well, while we can’t promise that this will become implemented in subways all over the USA, what we can say is that it happens, so have faith. You check out this hooker getting porked in an empty subway terminal and we will start working on recruiting more working girls to give up their ass tunnels in the subway tunnels. Enjoy!
Good Bye Fuck
This video opens with some dude sitting in Joclyn Stone’s kitchen, getting served breakfast (or something). The guy eats like a slob, he drops crumbs all over the place, but somehow, that turns Joclyn on. Hey, what can we say? EVERYTHING turns Joclyn on. Of course, the big question is, “What’s this guy doing here in the first place?” Apparently, he’s a friend of Joclyn’s son, which reminds us of one of our cardinal rules: NEVER LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS ALONE WITH YOUR HOT MOM! Hear that, guys? If you do, before you know it, he’ll be slapping his big wiener against her big, fat tucchus, and then all hell is gonna break loose. Okay. Forget about your mother for a second. Forget about your friends. Just watch Joclyn and jack it. Her orders, not ours.
